Bork bork is people! It's PEOPLE!!

And Elmo's…too soon

He was caught embezzling from Hooper's Store. Country club prison.

Ashley Tisdale's Lady Macbeth is actually incredible.

I assume he's handling the evidence room for when a high school kid prints $20s off his Kodak printer.

"King served in an assassinated presidential candidate’s detail, and Maxwell’s charge was kidnapped. They both had to “retire.”"

If it was at a Google-like company that wasn't expressly Googly, it would have been just a bad movie. Making it Google made it incredibly so.

They are real. It stands for New Googlers. Once you prove your Googliness, you get to get better hats.

All Glory to the Googletoad.

I was thinking more The Leader from The Simpsons. When you submit to Google, you get all your Brin Beans for free.

Their lack of knowledge of computers, pop culture, and the real world made it seem like the characters were supposed to be in their late 60s rather than in their 40s.

SPOILER.

I think it's only in one scene. You know, for consistency.

Google doesn't help you search for porn. It gives you the resources to find it yourself. Similarly, the mere existence of Jesus does not provide you with salvation. He just gives you the way to obtain it.

I saw an advanced screening of this movie. A C is way too kind. And it went so overboard that the only way I could survive was by imagining that it was mocking Google. But it wasn't. Google is the new Jesus, except better.

Don't get me wrong, the reboot and its utter pointlessness bugged me too because it felt like it took away three years of character development for really no reason. (And, yes, Bell's return was lackluster at best.)

The interesting thing about going back and watching Season 1 is seeing all those plotlines they set up but dropped once it found its footing. Like the St. Clare's chief who wanted Walter back and Peter's problem with loan sharks/ex-girlfriend.

I'm going to say the Season 5 Leap was a huge mistake. Not catastrophic (my memories of the show will always be positive), but I definitely think the show wasn't able to pull off Observer World (whether because of writing or budget) as well as they needed to to warrant such a huge change.

Saw it coming.

I'm sure the script will be edited to be a never-ending string of Twilight Zone references without the class of Futurama's The Scary Door.