Tree of Life…what about Pee on Wife?

I can't hate Michael Bay as long as these two exist. I mean I can, but it feels disingenuous.

"I'd be interested in knowing why the hell she picked Ted."

Those kids haven't aged in 8 years. Ted isn't just an architect, he's the greatest scientist known to man. Or maybe he just co-opted one of Barney's creations. We saw what his apartment can do. As if he's going to just stop tinkering.

Fair enough. But in the land of the morose and robotic, the man with some charisma is king.

Hardcore TV- I can't be the only person who remembers this.

The Tracy-Bot and the Justin-Bot were designed exclusively for shippers to ship.

The thing with Monroe is that I think they're trying to make him seem insane by giving him the at 1,000-yard stare x 10 (so the 10,000-yard stare). But Lyons just makes him seem depressed and tired all the time.

Because Esposito at least tries to give his character a personality, and he has a screen presence. In the world of Revolution, those commodities are practically impossible to come by.

Will it still have the Troma Car Flip?

They really killed off Mark Pellegrino? Because the number of likeable characters on this show is severely limited. There's…Mark Pellegrino and Mark Pellegrino.

When are they going to get to the wedding cake factory?

Just give me until the end of the season. I'm sure by the middle of the summer I'll forget it exists. By the middle of the week I usually forget it exists.

AMC is working on that.

Are you talking about CBS or about all networks? Because I don't think there's one new show I'm interested in watching. And I gave Revolution a chance (still am…in for a penny, in for a pound).

So an episode where Bart takes up something musical while someone tries to be a limo driver. Curious.

The Californians is the only skit I'll fast forward through.

That was nowhere near as bad as the Justin Beiber episode. 90 minutes of showing how great Justin Beiber is. No humor, nothing funny, just "isn't Justin Beiber the greatest?" Felt like the entire episode was written by his press agent.

You'd think they'd at least say "ehhhhhh, why not" with at least one of their new comedies. Take a gamble at least. Pick a name out of a hat.

I want it paired with We Are Devo