The freshman does not exist.

I think Verve did a cover of MWSTW for this movie, but still have to pay The Rolling Stones.

"The best subplot features Darren Evans as a racist skinhead’s sensitive
younger brother, torn between running with the gang and expressing his
outsiderdom through the part of Caliban."

I'd listen to The Roots cover The End as a naked, mud-covered Fallon slaughters Leno with a machete.

It's NBC. At some point Fallon is going to be replaced with 20 year old Leno reruns.

Good luck finding homeless international fugitive Randy Quaid.

Seeing how this movie is going, I'm going to put money on Russell Brand.

More like Meek's Cutoff Funding, am I right?

She accidentally wandered onto the set of A Million Ways to Die in the West and was consumed by MacFarlane's smarminess.

We all need some English Bob in our life.

I disagree. I think Dudek Anne would have brought a lot more of a snarky intensity to Pam. Her Pam would have more of a controlling quality about her (not that she'd be a bitch, but that she'd be more in charge). I couldn't imagine her putting up with Roy, and I'd imagine her as a more (or even greater) sarcastic…

As much as I hated the Zoey storyline, it almost makes it worth it to have The Captain as part of the gang.

Eh. I've taken to finding it lazy. This show especially seems to have moved away from biting political satire to smug, blunt ham-handedness like a shitty comedian just looking for an applause break.

The Burns segment was weird, but I have to give it credit for two things. 1) Allowing Burns to be something other than "Republicans = Stupid and Evil!" (Though we did get the needless Reno Bush bash.)  2) Allowing Smithers to be something other than gay. I like that they "outed" him because I thought it permitted some…

There's been plenty of crashing vehicle jokes on this show over the past 25 years. In one episode, helicopter pilots crash because they're staring into the magical light of the Olympic flame (which Homer had previously stolen).

Shows her for not going batshit insane.

They really need more guest animators for the coach sequences. I love those.

Smitty was going to turn the song into a movie. Then he was going to turn it into two movies. And his latest plan is a 6-part miniseries. What's a Canadian farm boy to do?

I just want more information about the Hit Somebody franchise. The prequel comic books, the video game, the five tie in movies, and the 12 part miniseries that makes Winds of War look like garbage. All so a Canadian farm boy could make a goal.

Clerks III: Electric Jamboree