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Don't forget BSG.

I know what you're thinking. "Did he pick a pocket, or two?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

I remember when Rob Cohen said that the XXX series going to be the James Bond for the new millennium. I also believe part of his rationale was that James Bond wears tuxedos and that tuxedos are lame.

I recently saw this movie. Either Matthew Fox gave a terrific, self aware performance that purposely replicated the over-over-the-top villains in sub-Schwarzzengger/Stallone action fare of the 1980s. Or he's one of the worst actors in the business.

I'd prefer to call it The Curse of the Journey Man

The Voice moves to FOX while NBC gets X Factor?

I will forever miss the promos of Goofy Evil Pasquale jumping at the screen. It reminded me of Tim and Eric's Spaget. I think that should be added to the middle of every show.

Let's have another season of 7-nights-a-week Dateline as a national palate cleanser along with the pirates show, the Dracula show, and the Wurthering Heights show they have planned.

Come on NBC. Just nuke all your comedy shows. I'm comfortable with the losses of Parks and Recreation and Community if the network scorches the Earth.

How The Grinch Stole The Holiday Season.

Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, and Betty White.

The Carrey Grinch movie made me feel uncomfortable and nauseous. Just a horrid looking film. 

You can save a lot of money hiring the Smallville Zeroes. Though I'd prefer Allison Mack to Erica Durance.

I still say Funny People is 2/3 of Apatow's best work and 1/3 of his worst.

Remember in This is 40 when the girl watched Lost? And at the end she watched the series finale of Lost?

Every time I see the commercial where Pasquale leaps at the camera, I crack up. He looks so silly. 

I did not realize until recently that Will = Willow and Jade = Jaden. Then I hated that family even more.

"Dad, why are you telling us all this."
"Your mother died in her sleep last night."

I called him Test Audience Approved Michael Scott.