Wahlberg's involved? Say hi to your mutter for me.

David-

I mourn the day when his soul is absorbed by Adam Sandler as Will Forte before him.

Two and a Half Spacemen?
 
Intergalactic Entourage? (Due to cosmic radiation, Turtle can actually be a talking Turtle.)

I like ironic movies…ironically. 

I hope they don't Hatch us where the cliffhanger is Ted seeing the mother for the first time but all we see are legs, hands, or shirt-covered torso. Give us the face.

It was meant to be a slam against the Big Bang Theory.

I can assure you that plenty of females went to see Twilight. At least, that's what I saw lurking outside of theaters showing those movies on opening night for the past five years.

I have more respect for TV characters who hate popular sci-fi/fantasy franchises than TV characters who claim to love them but only know some of the Cliff Notes chapter titles.

I sincerely hope the mother's name is Purgatory. She can be a perfectly normal woman, but I want her name to be Purgatory.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fan theories suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

This idea is so bad, I'm surprised it's not AMC's.

Ooof. I can see that for a movie like A Haunted House or Warm Bodies or something appealing to youth-ish audiences. But not this. NOT THIS!

What do people look forward to more- Jan./Feb.'s Mark Wahlberg "but they keep pulling me back in!" movie (see also: Contraband) or Jan/Feb's Jason Statham "Jason Statham as Jason Statham" movie?

Unfortunately with Anton Yelchin as Kyle Reese, we'll probably need to wait another decade as he still looks too damned young.

I don't know who the guy second from the left is supposed to be, but it's nice to know that David Schwimmer and Zachary Quinto had a baby.

Nick Stahl hasn't exactly been living the high life. Well I mean he has but in a different way.

I'd say skip it even if you did like Rise of the Machines.

The Dramatic Chipmunk zoom in was an odd choice for that moment.

At about 40 minutes in, Crowley realizes something and says "This is an angel…" something. It sounded like "This is an angel tep," but that makes no sense.