Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars.

Oops. How about "Murphy, is that you?"

Is that Beast Rabban from Lynch's Dune on the poster?

"Smokes! And road beers!"

"I work for Dick Jones! DICK JONES!"

"I LIKE IT!"

I love DB like I love my own dick, but fuck, dude, what the fuck?

It's not the way you look, whoa no.

'Twas always thus.

Fucky Friday ftw.

Agreed, kind of. 2 1/2 Men is a sign of the end times (or the raging stupidity of people in general).

Faked it, boy.

THAT'S IT!!!

Once when I was visiting my dad, hanging out to score a little quality time with the old man, I watched Big Bang Theory with him (as he was wont to do). Therefore, I can honestly say, fuuuuuuuuuck Big Bang Theory.

(joke about the reason for the Exodus involving dropped change)

Thanks, Mars Volta.

What?! My dentist is going to be so pissed at me.

-URNS.

Huh?

Huh?