Well played, sir.

Well played, sir.

"No, you hunch down THIS low when you're in the shot with me, okay?"

"No, you hunch down THIS low when you're in the shot with me, okay?"

The wig. My God…it's beautiful.

The wig. My God…it's beautiful.

Don't sell your story short. That's a tremendous joke, son!

Don't sell your story short. That's a tremendous joke, son!

NO ONE'S READING THIS UNTIL WE FIND THE FUCKING CUNT WHAT FUCKING DONE IT!

NO ONE'S READING THIS UNTIL WE FIND THE FUCKING CUNT WHAT FUCKING DONE IT!

Everybody need reverse polarity.

Everybody need reverse polarity.

The Chronic-what?

The Chronic-what?

Umm, I gave it a LOT less thought than you did.

Umm, I gave it a LOT less thought than you did.

Flagged for blasphemy.

Flagged for blasphemy.

Woods porn! It's real, kids. Or it was before the Internet. Thanks a lot, Obama!

Woods porn! It's real, kids. Or it was before the Internet. Thanks a lot, Obama!