Loaded out my gear alongside John Reis after a Halloween gig in San Diego. What a douche. This fact only made our bass player love him even more, which I thought wasn't possible.

Loaded out my gear alongside John Reis after a Halloween gig in San Diego. What a douche. This fact only made our bass player love him even more, which I thought wasn't possible.

Ace "I.P." Frehley of Planet Kiss.

Ace "I.P." Frehley of Planet Kiss.

Word.

Word.

That's what she said.

That's what she said.

More kids play fake guitars than real guitars. You've never heard of Rock Band?

More kids play fake guitars than real guitars. You've never heard of Rock Band?

Agreed. If I have to teach one more Taylor Swift song to one more prepubescent, I'll . . . cash the fucking check.

Agreed. If I have to teach one more Taylor Swift song to one more prepubescent, I'll . . . cash the fucking check.

SPSS spreadsheet or gtfo.

SPSS spreadsheet or gtfo.

8 year olds, Dude.

8 year olds, Dude.

Something something Lord's Kiss.

Something something Lord's Kiss.

A flayed chicken has no secrets.

A flayed chicken has no secrets.