We . . . eats it!

We . . . eats it!

She has a whole generation of young girls picking up guitars. Real guitars. That's a good thing, whatever you think of her art.

She has a whole generation of young girls picking up guitars. Real guitars. That's a good thing, whatever you think of her art.

Oh my god, have you ever put Mini Reeses Pieces on frozen yougurt? Sublime.

Oh my god, have you ever put Mini Reeses Pieces on frozen yougurt? Sublime.

My nephew called me "Underwear Teeth" when he was 6 or 7. To him, it was quite the burn. I swear, kids cuss so fucking badly. I schooled him up, though.

My nephew called me "Underwear Teeth" when he was 6 or 7. To him, it was quite the burn. I swear, kids cuss so fucking badly. I schooled him up, though.

No love for Do You Love Me?

No love for Do You Love Me?

Say goodbye to these, Michael!

Say goodbye to these, Michael!

If you're short on time, just skip to the playground scene.

If you're short on time, just skip to the playground scene.

Hollywood's only mistake is in not casting Chloe Moretz in everything.

Hollywood's only mistake is in not casting Chloe Moretz in everything.

I'm happy to say I haven't been to even one child's funeral, let alone multiple (open casket, obviously) funerals in which the poor kid was decked out as SDO. You know some sick fuckers, Archie.

I'm happy to say I haven't been to even one child's funeral, let alone multiple (open casket, obviously) funerals in which the poor kid was decked out as SDO. You know some sick fuckers, Archie.

What's a "dial tone", Grandpa?

What's a "dial tone", Grandpa?