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Veeing Fly
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THE RISE AND FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST AND THE SPIDERS FROM MARS IS THE GREATEST ANYTHING IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING! THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.

Machete don't drive (well).

Machete don't drive (well).

0:47. God, I hope I never get waterboarded.

0:47. God, I hope I never get waterboarded.

The Hand of the Douche.

The Hand of the Douche.

MOTHERFUCKING BEASTER!

MOTHERFUCKING BEASTER!

I'ma call her Big Toe, because I'ma bang her on every piece of furniture in this room.

I'ma call her Big Toe, because I'ma bang her on every piece of furniture in this room.

The King loads and the Han shoots.

The King loads and the Han shoots.

"Hoda."

"Hoda."

Oh, are you?

Oh, are you?

Too sexy!

Who ARE you, Future Man?

"It was an April morning when they told us we could go…"