We have a Hulk.

Conclusion: Annie Potts is super fucking cool.

In Soviet Russia, . . . ah, fuck it.

SOOOO glad they mentioned Family Dog. "No, but I've got a toilet bowl that's springtime fresh!"

I GOT NO TAINT!

Well, TURN IT UP!

1. The Muppet Show
2. Everything else

Take that, UNCLE BOB!

Re-remum the Booty.

The things we do for metal.

GOD HATES PUGS!

Cassingle. Sweet.

Unleashed In The East has 4 of the SWoD tracks, beefed up with more energy and better guitar sounds. Best of both worlds!

Your mom's too teenage-girl-friendly.

Oh, is THAT the problem with Saxon?

Aces High/2 Minutes/Powerslave/Rime. Most bands never touch such brilliance in their whole careers. That said, "YEEEAAHHHH-AHHHHH-AH-AHHHHH! HALLOWED BE THY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"

That's my prime Maiden era, I guess it all depends on when you got into the band. What is/are your favorite Maiden albums?

English Patient blows goats. Cold Mountain kicks ass.

Just another reason to love Adrian Smith. ADRIAN!

So…who's on first? The internet needs to know.