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Yeah, because while leprosy is a no-go for jokes, rape is HILARIOUS! Stone and Sea!

When I read the headline, I shat myself.

In my mind, there is no FF: ROTSS, there is only a 5-minute short film called "Human Torch: Chase of the Silver Surfer" that is pretty cool.

Pro: The singer and drummer are attractive people. I prefer to recieve my news and entertainment from attractive people.
Con: She plays a piece of shit guitar you can't even hear, and the band has two keyboard players! What band needs two keyboard players? Trans-Siberian Orchestra?

FF: ROTSS had 99 problems, but Doug Jones wasn't one.

Pleasepleaseplease give the Surfer another shot on big screen! I love you, Norrin!

Tell us more. About the boob, that is.

Guys'll do crazy shit for the poon.

Randy Rhoads is the greatest guitarist in the history of everythng.

Flat chorus and all, this still blows away the entire Van Hagar era.

Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever likes this thread.

Deezen nutz!

Say, that 'minds me…

Darryl Hall is definitely a badass soul singer. No homo!

Nice to see Gerard Depardieu getting some after that whole pissing-in-an-airplane-aisle thingy. Team Bombur!

I'm glad that you're deaf and dead.

I had it too!

MOTHERFUCKING BEASTER!

Boo-urns.