Holy Muscle of Love. My heart's a muscle…

This sounds brutal and clinical.

Humour, huh? Blimey!

Any of you homos knock my beloved Jaime Pressly again, it's gonna be WW3 up in this bitch.

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island is a goddamn genius.

Don't insult Hemispheres in my presence.

Suave? You are one suave fuck. I'll bet you that Hal got a mountain of poon in his day.

Puss In Boots is on track make more than $100? Sweet!

Every time someone calls them "Larz" and "Jaymz", I weep a little for the future of humanity.

Raining Twilight Coast.

Jesus, dude!

Fucking sweet.

The Girl With The Asperger's Syndrome.

Animals is absolutely my favorite PF album. I like my Floyd like I like my men: bleak, angry and nihilistic,

Uncle June gives head?

You left the word "imaginary" out of your second sentence.

All fellatio should be shameless.

DHP>NPH?

Norrin Radd. Doug was great in an otherwise poorly written film that turned MY BELOVED SILVER SURFER INTO A WEAKLING THAT CAN BE HELD PRISONER BY HUMANS! I CALL BULLSHIT!
Sorry, guys, I just reeeeally love the Silver Surfer.

That clip from The Notebook with dubbed dialogue that they show before the movies to keep people from texting and shit is pretty righteous.