Mt. Rush: Geddy, Alex, Neil.

Man, that dude in the middle must be Groucho's great-great-great grandson!

I am Smaug!
Rare and wonderful, ah?

The answer to your question is in the question itself: "[H]e sucks dick".

Rashomon
The Dirt is the Rashomon of tell-all rock bios.

That's weird
because I usually grab my cock like a gearshift.

I admit
I got a little choked up when NL came walking up the tunnel behind the painting of Ariana. And I knew it was coming! I was just so happy to see him, I guess.
Dammit, I promised myself I wouldn't cry . . .

I'm a dad too, and I got 8 fucking seconds into Watchin' You, and shut that shit down. McDonalds product placement much?

I saw Schenker about 6 months ago at a smallish club in SoCal, and he was terrific. Plus he had Gary Barden with him, so he hit up all of that early MSG shit, along with the UFO staples. Sweet.