Garrett's turtle necks are the real villains of this show. Seriously.

As always I might not have any idea what this movie is about but it looks fucking gorgeous.

Johnson is clearly the far superior choice to play Hercules.

Probably both.

"I get worried that, after seven episodes of difficult answers and muddled morality, True Detective is headed toward a tidy conclusion in which Marty and Rust get the heroic moment they invented after killing Ledoux."

I think we're supposed to feel that way… I always got the impression we're supposed to find his meandering speeches sort of annoying. Those 2 detectives seem like stand ins for the audience and they are CONSTANTLY rolling their eyes at everything Rust says.

Theory: Audrey is taken by the Yellow King?

Grrrr. I was having a great time pretending the Clairvoyant was just clairvoyant so thanks for ruining it by pointing it he could just be a mole within the organization. Which obviously would make sense. I guess. T_T;;;;

" This week, the team faces off against the unrequited lover of a young woman that was working on a particle accelerator, a man who gained the ability to teleport to and from an alien dimension after getting caught in an explosion when he sabotaged the accelerator to get a girl’s attention."

I LOVED the line during Kevin and Holt's fight where Kevin goes, "Even when we're fighting you're funny. Stop it. Just stop it." I don't know why but that delivery killed me. Just like when Holt will say, "humorous" instead of just laughing at something. Even though it was just a "throw them into a situation and see…

Ok that scene with Terry and his daughters almost made me cry. It was too cute for words. I understand Peralta's panic completely.

So I thought Parrish was going to turn out to be a descendant of Ichabod during that Golem episode but this is way better.

She kept it together but holy shit. The look on her face. She was REALLY pissed. Ahahaha.

Dennis Leary especially would probably break his legs. So give him the money guys. He can't wait much longer.

"a simplistic lecture on the dangers of loveless sex coated in high-art gloss"

Serious question though. Is it normal for cars to just explode like that….?

Same. I mean she's been awful. Just seriously awful. But compared to the other characters on the show she's not all that terrible. So if I'm asked to root for Nucky or Capone to get through this in one piece I think Gillian deserves the same consideration.

Although let's be honest here. Does Gillian deserve to be served justice over all the other crazies on this show? Because if everyone else is getting away with shit, she sure as hell should.

Yeah… for some reason I think he's going to sell Nucky out. But maybe I'm just cynical. The look in his eye looked kind of pissed.

So um…. basically this movie sounds like the actual biblical version of Noah and NOT the one they teach in Sunday school…