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I wonder if this movie is going to address all the crazy shit Winnie did while Mandela was in jail. Like that time she kidnapped and beat up some kids.

I'm Batman.

PAAAPAAAA!!!!

My favorite part of the entire movie was the ending of "Safe Haven."

The Bone Slums…aka New Crobuzon?

Aaarg I thought this was going to be a real clip. Mother effer.

But that would be SOOO predictable. It'd be like asking Stephen King to do Macbeth.

Stephen King does Twelfth Night.
Stephanie Meyer does Hamlet.
Nicholas Sparks does Coriolanus. 
Cormac MacCarthy does Romeo and Juliet.

I hope Harmon never loses his superhuman powers of word vomit. How else will Community fans stay entertained once NBC kills the show? Or maybe it'll never die. Maybe it'll keep going! Seriously. Anything is possible at this point.

Didn't Rasputin also get poisoned? Or am I wrong?

Do you mean in the sense that in The Simarillion not everyone lived to see the "big victory" or that not all the heroes were good and just or the villains evil and wrong? Because while yes there's definitely more moral ambiguity in the Simarillion in the end Morgoth still gets defeated. And quite decidedly so. Luthien

You are right when you put it into that perspective. Both in that there were A LOT of losing battles before the eventual victory against Sauron and Morgoth as well. Both villains gained a lot of ground which made their eventual and utter defeat all the more satisfying for the reader. But in the end they were defeated

I never thought the Red Wedding was unnecessary. On the contrary, it's something rather logical (after the fact and the shock) for a man as vile as Walder Frey to do. He has always wanted power. First by wanting to marry a Frey to a Tully. Then hoping to make his daughter a Queen. Then when spurned again a man with a

The part where Charles is howling with grief as King Lear. That's when the waterworks happen. I just can't even control myself. Every freakin' time.

Maybe NBC is just sick of all this lame NERD stuff ok! And it's already let you have your stupid Community and Parks and Recreation so just jump off his dick and suck it. Seriously. NERD.

How many things have been named "Lawless" in the last year? I seems like a lot but maybe just the one?

"Don’t worry, hon! Maybe everybody will live happily ever after!"

What about the way they make TV in the UK? With 6-12 episode seasons? Is there a reason why we don't do that here?

Yeah I probably should've read the last 1000 messages first….

So am I alone in thinking that the guy who "saved" Theon is actually Ramsey Snow/Bolton? Because I had a hunch but the moment that guy cried "you little bastard" before dying sold it for me. I'm pretty sure Theon is still fucked. In a really horrible gruesome and painful way.