My late aunt was to The Equalizer as Patty and Selma are to MacGuyver. True story

Glory 2: Confederate Buggaloo

Glory 2: Confederate Buggaloo

"Eddie Griffith and Orlando Jones are gonna be huge! HUGE, I say!" —Delusional Old-Timey Hollywood Agent

"Eddie Griffith and Orlando Jones are gonna be huge! HUGE, I say!" —Delusional Old-Timey Hollywood Agent

Challengers took some time, but it really grew on me. I don't listen to Together much these days, but there's still some solid songs on it. Neither will ever match the greatness of Twin Cinema, but calling the other albums "shit" might be a bit extreme.

Challengers took some time, but it really grew on me. I don't listen to Together much these days, but there's still some solid songs on it. Neither will ever match the greatness of Twin Cinema, but calling the other albums "shit" might be a bit extreme.

It's impossible to get sick of "Homemade Bombs in the Afternoon."

It's impossible to get sick of "Homemade Bombs in the Afternoon."

Both of his albums are brilliant, granted almost all of the New Pornographers' solo efforts are outstanding.

Both of his albums are brilliant, granted almost all of the New Pornographers' solo efforts are outstanding.

Saw them live about a month ago. Great live band. Only thing is the albums don't sound nearly as dynamic as before. JTB is meant for the stage.

Saw them live about a month ago. Great live band. Only thing is the albums don't sound nearly as dynamic as before. JTB is meant for the stage.

That would explain the lame/obvious punchline in the Spider-M.an blurb

That would explain the lame/obvious punchline in the Spider-M.an blurb

Ditto. I was never a fan of Maguire's Peter Parker. How did that loser become the gold standard?

Ditto. I was never a fan of Maguire's Peter Parker. How did that loser become the gold standard?

Someone…ANYone….PLEASE force M. Night to get a co-writer or a script doctor or something. I can't take these ridiculous names/plots anymore.

Someone…ANYone….PLEASE force M. Night to get a co-writer or a script doctor or something. I can't take these ridiculous names/plots anymore.

Ready or Not, the law catches up to you eventually.