I'm sorry, Riff. I hope this picture of me romancing Draper cheers you up:

Riff, I trust you implicitly.

Dear AV Club:

Santos, you need to provide your own padlock and use it to seal your mouth shut. That kind of talk won't get you within sniffing distance of a classy cooter such as myself.

Miller, you can't get into the places where I hang out.