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Zeidelicatessen
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Fuck. Everyone.

And none of those characters were white male doctors or lawyers because….?

And yet the worst part of this cover is still those tiny steam punky glasses.

Schindler's List would cheer me up at this point.

We should talk about him.

In order of lyrical soul destruction:
13. I Should Live in Salt

Oh, don't tell anyone I'm here.

I was actually surprised it never got picked up to be a show on HBO or anywhere else. People hate hipsters but I think they try to hate them less if they're gay.

You're confusing hipsters and high school sophomores having a difficult time dealing with puberty.

Will you stop reminding everybody that our favorite show, Enlightened, that everybody was definitely watching, got cancelled? IT'S TOO MUCH.

You know, when I saw Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, I thought of Taylor Swift rushing off to a Hot Topic to buy all their Johnny Depp Mad Hatter merch.