Where's Wallace, String?

That's not really true. One of them has green eyes.

That scene gave me Southland flashbacks.

Just to clarify, this is the first of the 2-part premiere. The second half airs live on Wednesday.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HEEEERE!

YBABYEKNOMYPPUP

No, you totally made the right call.

The first (John's first, anyway) was No False Idols. He was killed with the stolen award statue.

"I think it's one of those things where I pull my hair up, shave the
sides, and I definitely need a tan. It's one of those things where,
hopefully, the audience will suspend disbelief a little bit."

American Horror Story: Starbucks Holiday Cups

It'll be in the opening credits.

Also, Glenn held one in Noah's home town last season.

Obviously a setup for the inevitable Blue Bloods/Elementary Halloween crossover. #BloodyHolmes

Mr. Robot, my #1 show for this year (just beating Better Call Saul)

Space Dandy s1 (though I need to rewatch s2 to be sure)

Angela confirmed for being a witch!

Kathy Bates wasn't in this episide (unless I zoned out at one point, which I might have). If you meant Miss Evers, she is played by Mare Winningham.

Koh was definitely creepy.

And Will was Lost…

In Soviet Russia, shark jumps you.