Dumbledore?

Hey. Didn't know Fox had quit TV. I guess that leaves the door wide open for Dylan McDermot.

Hey, Matte… don't sweat the age thing. I'm in the same ballpark as you and I still like Lazytown!

Yes, yes, YES!

Great choice of photo. Lookin' pretty darn gay there, Orson.

Well, goodness, Jonathan! Don't go picking holes unless you're going to come up with some suggestions of your own… Like, say, top 10 talking dog movies directed by former Israeli military personnel.

Fuck yeah!

My thoughts exactly. Well not exactly because, hey, you're not inside my head and I'm not in yours and it would be impertinent at the very least to claim ownership of your thoughts - perhaps even creepy in a Being John Malkovich sort of way. So let's just say, I concur. Airport fiction is a harsh, caustic and…

Woody Allen?

This 'concealing the motives for a murder by killing several other people' ploy is clearly a popular plot device with Mr Child. He uses it again in the only Reacher book I've read (title forgotten) which is about someone knocking off ex-servicewomen with camouflage paint. Is it the same deal with all his books? Is…

This 'concealing the motives for a murder by killing several other people' ploy is clearly a popular plot device with Mr Child. He uses it again in the only Reacher book I've read (title forgotten) which is about someone knocking off ex-servicewomen with camouflage paint. Is it the same deal with all his books? Is…

Well, you know how it is. You're on an interminable overnight flight back from Macau and there's no point trying to sleep in your cramped economy-class seat and you've already watched Bernie and Room 237 and Gangster Squad and you think ah what the hell I'll take a look…

Well, you know how it is. You're on an interminable overnight flight back from Macau and there's no point trying to sleep in your cramped economy-class seat and you've already watched Bernie and Room 237 and Gangster Squad and you think ah what the hell I'll take a look…

Wow. David Morell. I went through a period of reading everything that guy wrote. He knocks Child into a cocked hat. First Blood was a corker, and I even enjoyed the Stallone film, right up to the moment where it became apparent that they were keeping Rambo alive for a sequel.

Wow. David Morell. I went through a period of reading everything that guy wrote. He knocks Child into a cocked hat. First Blood was a corker, and I even enjoyed the Stallone film, right up to the moment where it became apparent that they were keeping Rambo alive for a sequel.

I want my 'Starwberry' Shortcake! Now!

Here's the song:

You too?! I spent the entire video wondering why Bill's nose was so much lighter than the rest of his face. Maybe it's Ernest Borgnine's nose.

I still weep for the poor 8 year old boy who was accidentally put on board with a notorious paedophile banished into Earth orbit forever. I guess the kid's about 20 now. Wonder how he's getting on.

Biggest obstacle to the show's success? People think Pam Dawber's in it.