Oh god, you missed his best ones which are as follows:

fuck me man! you have to be one of those horrifying creatures who creep out to tell second-rated jokes the moment the party hits the full swing !

How uptight / thick / narrow-minded you have to be not appreciating formal playfulness / an irony/ masterful direction of this lovely subversive film? Mike d'angelo - I don't want to browse your dvd collection man !