When I was ten, my parents took me to see Santana, and he brought a bunch of kids from the front row on stage. I was so jealous.

When I was ten, my parents took me to see Santana, and he brought a bunch of kids from the front row on stage. I was so jealous.

The only person I know of who watches it is my 80-year-old Busia. And even for her, it's just background noise while she does her crossword puzzles.

The only person I know of who watches it is my 80-year-old Busia. And even for her, it's just background noise while she does her crossword puzzles.

I saw this awesome short film/pilot at a horror film festival called "The Zombie Factor" last month that I would kill to see as an actual series. It was a reality show taking place after the zombie apocalypse, and a group of people had to survive challenges in a run-down warehouse, and one person per episode would be…

I saw this awesome short film/pilot at a horror film festival called "The Zombie Factor" last month that I would kill to see as an actual series. It was a reality show taking place after the zombie apocalypse, and a group of people had to survive challenges in a run-down warehouse, and one person per episode would be…

Oh I am not trying to take away from his performance at all. It was very moving, especially his monologue when he explains why he drinks. I love that episode, and it is the only Christmas episode of a show that I can watch any time of the year because of how awesome it is.

Oh I am not trying to take away from his performance at all. It was very moving, especially his monologue when he explains why he drinks. I love that episode, and it is the only Christmas episode of a show that I can watch any time of the year because of how awesome it is.

There's that Christmas episode of "The Twilight Zone" with Art Carney as a homeless guy that gets fired from his department store Santa job because of him being a drunk, who somehow gets a magical bag that gives everyone what they want for Christmas. A doll for a little girl, a smoking jacket for his buddy, etc. It…

There's that Christmas episode of "The Twilight Zone" with Art Carney as a homeless guy that gets fired from his department store Santa job because of him being a drunk, who somehow gets a magical bag that gives everyone what they want for Christmas. A doll for a little girl, a smoking jacket for his buddy, etc. It…

The best music moment was in the season three premier, where they were able to mash up the "Peter Gunn Theme" with "Every Breath You Take" when the FBI was following around the various Sopranos and the housekeeper while planting a bug in Tony's basement. That was brilliant.

The best music moment was in the season three premier, where they were able to mash up the "Peter Gunn Theme" with "Every Breath You Take" when the FBI was following around the various Sopranos and the housekeeper while planting a bug in Tony's basement. That was brilliant.

While I also second the episode "Nature" from "Moral Orel", how about the episode "Born to Spawn" from "Rocko's Modern Life"? It's where Filbert is getting older and his instincts to go back to Kerplopitgoes Island so he can spawn and finally grow up get the better of him, despite his begging Rocko and Heifer to do…

While I also second the episode "Nature" from "Moral Orel", how about the episode "Born to Spawn" from "Rocko's Modern Life"? It's where Filbert is getting older and his instincts to go back to Kerplopitgoes Island so he can spawn and finally grow up get the better of him, despite his begging Rocko and Heifer to do…

I've always been an atheist, despite being raised Catholic and going to Catholic school, so I always realized that death was the end and that there is no more. I'm of two minds of it, just like you. There are some things in life that are too difficult to bear for some people, some suffering that one cannot weather.…

We spent so much time at the family funeral home that we played hide and seek in empty caskets. I am constantly amazed when I hear of people who either haven't had loved ones die as kids or whose parents forbade them from going to funerals for those family members. My wife's family was like that, so her realization of…

"Long Distance Call" is one of my favorites of the whole series. People in my family like to die in waves, it seems. When I was around Billy's age, one of those waves hit. Between five and seven, I was in funeral homes about every other week as all of my great-great aunts and cousins decided to take a dirt nap. Add to…

I don't think he looked like Roger Waters, but I certainly thought he looked like Geldof as Pink when he shaved everything off a few episodes ago. (Minus the cuts all over his face, of course.)

Ha. They call that plastic thing that they put in your toilet to measure your urine or get stool samples a hat. So technically, yes, I shat in a hat, and it was left there for over 24 hours because the nurse lied and claimed they needed a stool sample when they did not, and I had to leave it and not get rid of it…

My main nurse went way beyond a no-bullshitting attitude. She was a total twat and openly hostile, telling me there's no difference between dependency and addiction. She was Nurse Ratchet personified. This is gross, but she told me I needed a stool sample, doctor's orders. I finally took one, and then she never came…