George Lopze, Jeremy Piven, Marmaduke.

This movie is called the goods, but does it provide THE goods? (I'm talking about the billboard-sized cleavage!)

I think people who think Starship Troopers is bad are mixing it up with the two sequels. Yes, Starship Troopers is a trilogy.

When I was a kid I remember seeing the TV show spinoff and being incredibly freaked out when they showed this candy bar that talked and taunted people. I don't know why but I just thought it was the scariest fucking thing.

A really long ichat dialogue and a 38 minute long google video? On top of really long Daily Buzz kill articles? I demand the newswire to be brought down to catchy or zany one-liner articles!

Fireworks, porn, Cracker Barrerls, outlet malls: rural America has everything.

2nd on MI3's ridiculously confusing fighting sequences. Who the fuck in the editing room said "lets go with the wildly contrasty jerky shots"?

Paul Rudd defies logic in that I like him more in his interviews and as a person than what he acts in.

Wa11 str33t

It's the same deal with Tim & Eric awesome show, no matter how much talent you can cram into that show, it's always going to end up with tim and eric at the end tacking on the lameness/weirdness that ruins everything. It's like they have a quota to fill for each episode.

treat…treat. whatever

If there's anything MYOF has taught me, shlock, B movies, exploitation/sexploitation can be guilty fun.

I'm all in, this looks incredible. I think I'll be able to watch it on my own terms, enjoy it, and not feel lumped into a giant hipster douchebag love ball for this movie.

I would have waited until someone else mentioned independent rental stores, but I'll say with no shame that Odd Obsessions in Chicago gets me more wet than anything redbox or netflix could provide, or anything or anyone for that matter. On Moday and Tuesdays it's 3 rentals for $6, to a selection that's balls out…

I'm totally biased, X2 is up there with the Dark Knight in terms of quality, as I see it.

If 2012 gets anything higher than a C, I'm calling shenanigans.

Yeah I think I will actually, thanks man.

I want to make a joke, but it would only come across as incredibly esoteric and nerdy too.

Although I've been going without TV for the past 2 years (shh, I'm not bragging), from what I can remember I couldn't figure out if IFC was a poor mans Sundance channel, or the other way around. Either way it made me mad that Henry Rollins had good guests when I could care less about that raging meat bucket.

Said backpack holds the remains of Ceras half-virginity I'm supposing.