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My decision to major in art history is reaaally gonna fuck me over. I wish I could just spend another 6 years in college, talking Jeremey Piven PCU style.

Dude, the breast nips! LOOK AT THEM

Panda Bear? Avey Tare!
I'm probably in the (small) minority when I say that I enjoy Avey Tare over Panda Bear. I'm not bashing, in fact I think it's awesome there's such a great dynamic going on between the two, but Pullhair Rubeye pushed all the right buttons for me. Backwards or forwards, it was sublime, and

Jesus Christ I hope that's a real life pic of yourself, blue van.

Where IS where?
What a dumb name. I'm going to bed.

I am duped everytime I eat canadian bacon. This is a metaphor.

Where's Burl? I have a slight suspicion some one, some JERK, registered his name for him to not use it.

Was supposed to say gawdy

I see tourists riding segways in downtown Chicago all the time. They're forced to wear gawgy yellow saftey vests, which makes them look like total jackasses all the more.

Are you willing to settle for the remaining $7 on a Olive Garden gift card I got for Christmas? It ain't no Chiles, but whatevs.

Rolling with my homies
Does that song live respectfully outside the movie clueless? Also, I'll give someone $5 to name the random radiohead song that play in the movie.

Rolling with my homies
Does that song honestly exist outside the movie Cluesless? Also I'll give someone $5 to name the random Radiohead song that plays in the movie.

Of course I'll do the doggie bounce! Ya big goose!

This lame cole slaw I'm eating - KFC

Just two tasteful pelvis thrusts, heading my way.

He yells "I wanna dip my balls into that" at one point.

Don't take my word, take the creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Forces word. He left the theater weeping.

My cat is named Panchito! Meaning small pancho. Cute cute cute.

I'm just glad he's running at one point. Seriously, I love this show but it can be awfully two dimensional, which I think is one lame motherfucking indie cliche that shouldn't be.