Fuck Compton did not diss Ice Cube. In fact Cube and Ice T were singled out as 'cool' in the track. Ice T regularly shouted out Tim Dog on his later LPs.

"Look - you can just see the meteor trail between Chelyabinsk Towers. Shall I arm the warheads?"

Ice Cube. The Predator. "When Will They Shoot" and "Wicked" are, well, wicked. (I'm omitting the interludes here of course.)

Timely… didn't Koch JUST die? 

Warwick Davis has experience with Willow-related films and is about the right height. 

Rad. We also need Dominic Chianese as The Vulture.

My kids like Rakim. Because they have to.

How can they not work LL Cool J into this show? Maybe as Doakes's older, funkier brother. 

Two words: Body Count. 

This new daycare is a real shit-hole. 

This new daycare is a real shit-hole. 

Clench twice if you see Bruce Willis. 

Now THAT's punning. 

Collabo with B-Real coming up - "Bieb-Real"

Most Pretentious Author Photo of an Author Who's Not Bad: Simon Winchester

ICE, ICE MOTHERFUCKING T

My other possibly-first-novelization was Willow. Oddly there were two novelizations of that movie; a longer, more 'grown-up' one and a shorter more youth-oriented one. I know this because I recommended the book to my friend, and he got the wrong one, and probably thought less of me.

TIP: Never image search this movie at work.

In related news, Biz Markie will stand in for Pavarotti at a Three Tenors reunion. 

In related news, Biz Markie will stand in for Pavarotti at a Three Tenors reunion.