Serving someone a bowl of Cheerios.

Let's shift to after-party mode.

They're basically expys of Walter and Perry. I love them.

Yet not as cute as a parade of them.

He was the rat-fellow, yes?

You realize that's not something you want to take credit for, right? It's like taking credit for acid rain.

So you're to blame for his inevitable win?

Don't worry, no one will 'pun'-ish you.
…
(Roars of applause)

Yeah, bring back Simon!!!!!

So…
Ron Fucking Swanson.
That is all.

@avclub-df80f70f60b1c678f8c91696f4a54f5f:disqus , she sang in church 'cause plot contrivance #43b.

I'm gonna actually throw a shout-out to Sara Bareilles of the Sing Off; she is cute, but she comes by it honestly. 
Still, I don't mind Xtina, simply because she seems to hate Tony Lucca almost as much as I do.

Remember when he wore that diaper? (obvious set up for "shit on stage jokes")

^^ I would watch that TV show.

I think Tony called Xtina fat or Hitler a lot in the Ear Brigade. I'm starting to feel that Lucca's "99 Problems" may be a not-so-subtle swipe at miss Aguilera…

If somebody asked to see a picture of an "edgy" Lea Michele, I'd show them a picture of Juliet Simms. That said, had her final performance been anything other than "Free Bird," then I'da bought it. That dress/cape thing was pretty damn fabulous when it caught the wind.

Typical magnificent bastard.

He punched him into doing it.
Also, three cheers for the presumed termination of Ellis's career!
Hip Hip!

Favorite line: "I love church." Kat McPhee can deliver some awkward dialogue with a brilliant amount of earnestness. See the "I'm in tech" line from last week.

I thought the real reason was to give Holmes her measurements. Was that just bonus?