We all had to know this was gonna happen, right?

Yeah, this was probably my favorite episode since the premier. Tomatoes! Tom!
Speaking of camp, in ten years (which Smash will probably have been cancelled for nine of) do you think the eight and ten year old boys watching at home will turn "Touch Me" and "National Pastime" into drag standards? I really want to live in…

I know I want a bland, leaden vocal version of that song; sign me up… 
Also: There's a Smash album?! That'll be the worst thing I'm gonna listen to track by track.

I don't think he was talking to you, Noel…

Maybe she flips through his Periodic Table flash cards to discern domestic issues? She got to cadmium, realized their marriage was flawed, and sought comfort in the arms of some nob on the Brooklyn Bridge?

Still more coherent – and watchable – than Smash.

BY GOD!!!

I guess… Maybe Ellis added specific adultery lyrics to sabotage Julia's marriage and to become the worst thing on TV?

That number was nowhere near as terrible as the Florence + the Machine "shake your hand limply in the air" bar mitzvah  dance. At least Karen and Ivy were drunk for tonight's ep.

Still not sure how Julia's husband figured out the affair before And Grace went and shot herself in the foot. Did she actually include lyrics about cheating on her husband as lyrics?

Yeah! Dixie Chicks Shut Up!