"Confusion is Sex" is total baby-making music.

As it pertains to this shining era of cinematic history… a kindly old theater owner extolling the virtues of Mr. Nanny, among other essential releases of '93 and '94.

Not only have I seen it, my aunt is on one of the episodes. Surreal.

What if I don't like Joy Division OR Disney? What do I do?

Watch the em dashes. Just be careful with those little fuckers.

This was not good.

Ditto.

That was one enthusiastic endorsement of Tim Minchin.

Report: James Franco remastering the entire run of Star Trek: The Next Generation… digitally replacing Troi with himself.

Who's Ron Paul?

Me too.

Just watched this pair. Loved "The Next Phase" for all the reasons Zack went through, but also for delivering my favorite Geordi line ever: "Are you saying I'm some blind ghost with clothes?"

In the dog show world, Christopher Guest is lower than Voldemort, more despised than Sauron, as insidious a presence as those bad guy conspiracy dudes on "Prison Break." He blithely strolled into a world of tradition and great honor, dropped a hand grenade, and strolled out, whistling merrily the whole time.

I thought that this year's Westminster Dog Show was the worst broadcast in its history, and richly deserves a spot on the AV Club's list of putrid programming. Warmed over banter, uninspired camera work, a tepid and disinterested on-air team. These dogs and owners are putting their heart's full passion into this, and…

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Was the trip a rousing success? In a word, oui."

bait someone into a cricket reference on a comic book movie article? check. last new years resolution, just in the nick of time.

I will watch it with you, Rowan. We can either skype or google chat, or you can come to my place. My dogs bark a lot. So maybe we should do it at your place. I'll bring bread or something.

I will not see this movie in any dimension. Do you know why that is? It is because I am not a child. And this movie is made for childs. Period.

Kiss was never good. It's not because of any defense these tools use to try to counter their critics. They were just never good.

Oh, that was a true high point. When that dude and that nerdy chick did the Na'vi Tumble in the tent? I wonder if Zooey is as whorish as her sister. Can't stomach New Girl to find out.