Rules are rules! I like everything JUST SO!

Are you being sarcastic? I have to admit, I don't read people very well.

Sorry. I'm just about useless without my coffee! And my Ritalin.

Ha ha. Did really think I never registered my handle? I'm the one and only — don't trust posts by "G0d," "Almighty God," "God[.]," etc. The same goes for my covenant name, various nicknames, or the names of deities of diverse faiths. I'm just plain old God.

"his second term," I meant. Sorry. I make a lot of typos — sometimes I think I have ADD or something.

Thou shalt not use the phrase "heaping helping."

Oh, I left heaven ages ago and joined the party down in hell with Lucifer (who, incidentally, is literally Ray Wise — no kidding). Up in heaven, I was abstract and bored (too much milk and honey), but I've lightened up considerably in every way (I've even lost 65 pounds).

I meant first in a metaphysical sense. I've got eternal dibs on that.

First!
No, really, I was.