Seems totally plausible to me.  Who wants to be with such a softhearted group during the Zombie Apocalypse? /sarcasm

Finally, Dale is dead.  Now things can actually happen without the gossip-girl-dressed-as-an-old-man getting in the way every other scene.

I say this as an upstanding man of God.  Man up you pussies.

This whole thread is pure comedick genius. 

So nice of them to provide self extermination tools for when the movie becomes too awful to survive sane.  This poor excuse for a movie could learn from such a generous and thoughtful example.

It's the one with the skull surrounded by knives and guns right? 

Chuck Norris doesn't get older and dry up, he just gets more concentrated.

I love this site but it never fails to make me feel bad for liking any movie ever.

I'd rather see the gritty reboot of old 80's action heroes.

There's a cream for that.

The soul of Michael Jackson has your scent!

Seriously?  Only one person noticed Chuck Anoited-by-God Norris?  May you all be struck by the lightening of Justice. (also known as Chuck Norris' fist)

I do not remember the Lord Jesus telling these people they are right.  I clearly read in the Gospel that many people will call out to, 'Lord! Lord!'  and Jesus will not know them.  Clearly people profess a religion they do not follow in their hearts.

Dwayne Johnson?  Yes please, just slap that slab of hot apple pie on my plate.  Bruce Willis?  A nice scoop of vanilla ice cream to top it off. 

I for one am looking forward to Will Smith banter glibly with Jones.  It is just my sort of cup of tea.

I agree, I should indeed be a moniker.

They are so proud of this travesty, they took the trailer down so none of us would see their shame.