That man's never milled a George in his life.

Viva la plasma!

"you only get bugged by a salesperson if you stay in one place for too long"

SHAME CAN'T MELT STEEL RESOLVE

— Frank the Goat-Fucker

Welcome to Bad at First, But You Get Used to It After a While, Michigan

Yakety Sax improves everything.

Why have him go by "Lucifer Morningstar" when he could have used "Angel Fallon"?

"I Kant even"?

Press X to not be ostracized

Ah, lay off Detroit. They're living in Mad Max times there.

"shat upon… and… stiff."

That's pretty whoa, man.

I am an enthusiast about that particular show!

I don't know if selling 10,000,000 game units per month could have helped Ion Storm.

Maybe the guy who makes all those flavored pretzels?

He meant letters that show up electronically on his intelligent device, fellow kid.

WAKE UP SHEEPLETRONS

"…and the guy is just speechless until he finally asks 'so what do you call this act?'"

More a phrase than a word, it's "the Cable Guy the".