"I would be… fucking Herb Stempel."

Onan Lease.

We do not bust because it makes us feel good. We bust so that we may feel anything at all.

Wait, the Greg Grunberg? Hot sassyfrass, I gots to get in line!

I read this in James Lipton's voice.

No, communism is the red herring.

I'm rereading the book now, and for some reason I've never been able to shake the image of Diesel as Shadow. Even though there are repeated references to his hair.

They have the one rotating black guy and the Asian guy you just can't kill. DIVERSITY!

We would have also accepted Letters from Shiba Inu.

You'd kill everyone on this site for a free small order of fries.

Great Job, Leslie Nielsen's Fart Machine!

You have herpes on your head?

I paid a billion dollars for this piece of shit?

…so then the bear says "50 bucks, same as in town!"

I'm Morley Safer.

Dumb Toward Finances.

20/20 will never drink again

Another sexual aspect to Subway: the claim of 12 inches is almost always a lie.

Do Producers Dream of Giant Profits?

Super pointless: at least one DVD version had the film arranged in chronological order. Why bother?