That's impastable.

I knew him back when he was going by "Four Bits". That lad has gumption!

He's a badash, not a smartash.

Reading between the lines as an inveterate cynic, I assume this means "I listened to them and they were really bad, so I knew we wouldn't make much money off of them, so ker-flush".

Another complication. Our current GP's office is about 20 miles from our house. (He's moved twice, each time a bit further away, and he's only our doctor because he bought our last doctor's practice.) We're trying to find a new one, but we both have a bad case of the inertias. Or maybe it's just depression.
Long story…

But mass appeal has little to do with official election results. (That's bad.)

"Each Did a Good Job and Their Parents Should Be Proud of Them"

Technically there is something that could be done… the clinic said they could try injections directly into her spine (I have no further details on this) but she's understandably shying away from this option. She had epidurals at a different clinic last year, and they helped for a few weeks but were agonizing to…

Shoot lots of guns while you watch it!

Everything. I had to raid my retirement account for the umpteenth time so we can pay our bills. My son is developmentally behind and that's worrying me and stressing out Mrs. Dishbag. She's had chronic back pain since her pregnancy and the spinal clinic told her yesterday there's nothing they can do about it except…

Fuck the weather. It's July and it's miserably hot and muggy. The last two weeks it seems like it's been hot and raining. Summer, feel free to end any time now!

I'm torn between which word to sarcastically emphasize.
"joke" or "seasons"

Pero… pero.. Shearer es malo también.

But that wasn't one of the choices! BOO

"And he cops a good boner, too!"

On the day when Rich Hall eventually passes, long away be that day, should he be memorialized primarily as the creator of sniglets or the physical and emotional inspiration for hideous lowlife Moe Szyslak?

[Exsharts]

Nope, that's Foppy Whack.

I have nothing to say about the film itself, but admit I am curious how someone can be said to be scantily clad while wearing a gazebo.

I loved Asylum and was okay with City. They had to make the second game bigger and better than the first, I understand, but it seems like the two major "contributions" were:
1. About 80% of the thugs have guns instead of 20%.
2. Oh, did you forget to find a Riddler trophy in that building you just left? BOOM, ALL THE…