Untitled Star Trek Project

Something something guess where the corkscrew oh I can't be bothered.

I'd go back and kill myself. Stupid uppity younger me, thinking he's so cool and young. I'll show you!

What did you want, "tripping balls"? This isn't Family Feud.

Well, it was really just a bumper before commercials during I Love the 90s.

"Well, I'd probably preemptively kill anyone who could possibly oppose or threaten me, then hoard the world's resources to make my own life as luxurious and comfortable as possible. Oh, and I'd laugh hysterically whenever I looked out at the oppressed populace suffering under my tyrannical rule."

And send his family a ham.

Elaborate suicide.

I'm trying to imagine what such a show would have been called.

Something something Orson Welles.

Not without a few drinks in me.

MILF = moron I'd like to flagellate?

* puts on paper bag reading I AM NO LONGER RAPPING *

It's Nielsen ratings. NIELSEN.

Did House ever attempt to diagnose a patient named Lou Puss? If not, missed opportunity.

Hey, it never hurts to have a contingency plan.

I realized a few days ago that in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (yeah, I've been watching that a lot lately, thanks kid) literally every female character has a huge bow on her head. Daisy, Minnie, Clarabelle, even a few that can't talk like Coco the monkey. It struck me as intensely weird but I'm not sure why.

It would be great if the whole film was just the ship patrolling restlessly, and every time they receive a distress call everyone leaps into action, only to hear… "Never mind, just invented something to fix this problem forever, go back to what you were doing."

The term is aurortism.

The curse will be a magical ailment Harry's son develops after exposure to the Vaccinatio spell.