Yeah, unjustified. The big reveal at the very end of AC II (I think) consisted of "you trigger a huge block of exposition, after beating up the pope, that is so batshit insane that even the in-game character just says 'What. The. Fuck.' over a black screen."

That is so wildly inaccurate, it's ridiculous.

Well, that is the kind of response you should expect when you ask an actor about the scientific basis of a movie he's doing based on a video game.

I suspect the only reason they included the whole "near-future reliving genetic memories via computer" angle was that they needed a good excuse for "failing" the mission if you decided to start slaughtering peasants willy-nilly. I admit, a GTA-style wanted level with perpetually respawning guards would have sucked…

My mother-in-law usually calls us because she's just dying to hear about our son, then cuts us off mid-sentence because "The Voice is coming on, I gotta go."

— from Crime and Puns

Well, end times for him.

Did she shorten it because her last name was so long?

You have officially paid more attention to this show than it ever deserves.

Will those poor pines never find their way home again?

Totally called it weeks ago.

"But retroactively, so that me bein' in that Phantom Menace crap makes sense now."

That's too clever by half for Seth.

But there's only a 40% chance that he'll end up suing himself over the plagiarism.

"How many times have I imagined telling you to stay away from that site! It's for adults and emotionally stunted freaks only!"

You have to admit, Funk sure sounds like something originally from the late 70s or early 80s.

No, that doesn't sound all that nerdy.

You've said that so much, it's lost all meaning.

Awww, Jub Jub.

Now this is comment/username synergy.