This… is… JIZZPARTY!

Spoiler alert! Jeez, I haven't gotten around to watching last week's episodes yet!

That… sounds like a pretty entertaining 8-bit video game, actually.

Cooperated in the sense that they didn't attempt to assault the authorities once they'd gotten through the gates. I assume.

No sir, I generally do whatever it takes to get it away from me. It's a constant struggle.

I don't think I was around when it happened, and now I am consumed with curiosity about what "paid Chinese commenters" could possibly entail.

Worst comes to worst, I open a new tab and google the title. I think I've done that twice, maybe.

I usually get the Vin for "12 Celebrities You Didn't Know Had a Twin!" I've never clicked on any of the sponsored article links, so I have no idea whether he does or not.

I was pretty worked up that they dropped coverage, but… I have like 10 episodes on my DVR that I haven't watched. Who has time for 11-minute shows about talking birds and rodents working for sentient gumball machines anymore?

Since he was a comic collector as a kid, that makes sense as a supervillain plan. In the 60s and 70s, villains were just guys who did bad things, and it didn't have to make any kind of sense or work into some overarching plan other than "oh, this guy does crimes with animal themes" or "time themes" or whatever.…

Sometimes the monsters will accidentally grab a live wire or a giant glass of poison. But sometimes it'll be a cheeseburger!

We would have also accepted "Caranormal Choctivity"

It's a commentary on the pervasiveness of cameras in today's… ah, you're right, fuck it.

Up the Independence…

Pace yourself! Independence Afternoon, Independence Evening, and if people are still throwing money at theaters, then Independence Night. You gotta establish the franchise.

Truly was it a time to behold, this period of Goldblumania.

But that had a catchy beat and I could dance to it!

Deleted scenes? There was a first- or second-season episode where he is babbling to a prostitute in evident senility, and then when she leaves he does a few cleansing breaths and deep knee-bends, all clear-headed business.

"Iron Throne, made from a thousand swords? What rubbish, someone get me some nice cushions."

That certainly sounded better than "Sherlock has no use for women's parts."