We're not crazy about nuclear power, either!

How much you wanna bet the Post is the last surviving daily newspaper in America?

Ah yeah… 1996 is when it began for me, too. "Area Bassist Fellated"… good times, good times, especially since my brother was a virginal bass player in those days.

Spurious word list…

It's dying because you keep running non-newsworthy Extra editions

I am obliged to again defend AI against charges of sentimentality. The ending of the film is the ending Kubrick wanted. If watching a group of future mecha in a humanless world essentially put a sad, broken puppy of a robot to sleep, a robot that is the last direct connection to humanity, is "overly sentimental" the…

I agree its near the top of his list. Most, if not all, of the things people hate (the microbes, the Tim Robbins character, the son's miraculous return) are taken right from the book, so the fault, if any, lies with H.G. Wells.

Blame HG Wells. Both of the contested elements in the finale (the microbes and the safe family) are lifted straight from the book.

GODOMMOT! GODOMMOT!

He made her love… DISAPPEAR!

I still prefer David Blaine's "Street Magic" over that Criss Angel fucker's show.

Ricky Jay could literally slice him to pieces with thrown playing cards.

Nah, his Imminent Death Syndrome is just taking longer than expected.

That or they are giant sentient green slugs

I still think the first Nightmare is creepy, and The Exorcist is still as good as it ever was.

Well, that and the whole "Lets make the Count a sympathetic character instead of the hideously amoral creature from the novel"

+10000000000

So what you're saying is, the Pyramids are just leftover movie sets?

Yeah, but people on Earth live in deserts because they have to. The people on Tattoine CHOOSE to move there…

Is that across the street from Original Not Ray's Pizza?