You are aware this episode premiered over 19 years ago, right?

@avclub-c8cbd669cfb2f016574e9d147092b5bb:disqus It's disrespectful to to all the jerks who died in Tower 2.

I got that for my birthday!

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Explicable in that it's hilarious!

Stupid poetic justice!

The Ancient and Noble Brother of No Homers

That opening sequence… I may have watched far too much L&O:SVU, because it looks insanely creepy to me now. 

We keep you alive to create easily marketed remakes of existing film properties to extract the largest possible profit for our shareholders; make profits well, and live.

HIYO

Turn it off…

We take the iron from the mine. This is what we do.

I am not familiar with a lot of his stuff, but "Funny Games" just pissed me off and and in the way it's intended.

Nothing, I just don't want to pay for what I can find for free on the various "tubes".

The Oscars are so pathetic with their bourgeoisie disapproval of home cliterodectomies.

I can't wait for Hanneke's next movie, a 90 minute, single take, real time story of a sadistic teenager slowly killing a litter of adorable kittens. A intervals "THIS IS YOUR FAULT, AUDIENCE" flashes on the screen.

Ok, I didn't see Magic Mike, and was under the impression it something of a lark. And now I hear about Matthew McConaughey, of all people, winning awards for it… Is this a good movie? Did I miss something because I thought it was just a movie about dancing dudes?

WHO WILL STAND UP FOR GINGER RIGHTS NOW??

and also kind of like a mop and I have no idea.

The part about the store being in Atlanta sounds very familiar. Cover art doesn't look right, but kids books usually go though many different covers over the course of various editions.