As well they should be.

I played CYOA to lose. I got a weird thrill out of "dying", preferably in a gruesome way.

YES THANK YOU

The aliens are also Xenomorphs, but you can choose an option to make them  FRIENDLY Xenomorphs

It turned out amazing!

He would probably have a fake film break, and then have ushers dressed like gun toting madmen run out and "shoot" the audience.

CAPTAIN LAMMERS!

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Still funny because I assumed you did it knowing the tags would show up…

Dylan McDermot IS Dermot Mulroney

Wait, Martha Plimpton is playing a GRANDMOTHER? Are you sure that shouldn't be "grand mother", as in a mother who is really awesome?

Well, I only have 99,999 more to check, then!

Nicolas Cage sweeps all awards.

Other fun facts (that everyone probably knows):

Other fun facts (that everyone probably knows):

All three of Romero's original Dead movies are great in that they work perfectly as social commentary AND gut-grabbing horror. You can totally ignore or dismiss the social critiques and still find them to be great horror flicks.

All three of Romero's original Dead movies are great in that they work perfectly as social commentary AND gut-grabbing horror. You can totally ignore or dismiss the social critiques and still find them to be great horror flicks.

When Leatherface clonks the guy over the head and he drops like a sack of turnips… and then you see his leg jitter… jesus.

When Leatherface clonks the guy over the head and he drops like a sack of turnips… and then you see his leg jitter… jesus.