When Dexter told Harrison never to lie, I thought "Ha!  That would be great if he confronted Dexter about his own lying, but that will never happen, because that might be kind of interesting."  Then he DID and I was like "B-B-B-B-B," twiddling my lips with my finger.

"Dexterity."

He's already got a Dark Pachyderm.

Just the fact that Dexter can run fingerprints or do blood tests on anyone at all without anyone ever noticing has always struck me as weird.  Is his use of police resources never audited?  Or is it just a nice job perk?

Maybe it was like how Murray on "Flight of the Conchords" quit his job, then went back several months later to beg for it back, only to find that no one had gotten his resignation letter, and nobody noticed he had been gone, so he just quietly resumed his duties.

What do you want, you moon-faced assassin of joy?

Oh my God.  Back in the 80's I giggled at Cheech and Chong's song "Bloat On," never realizing it was a parody of something.  I'm thunderstruck.

Dark Pachyderm.

And as far as I can remember he's only had one very minor arc in the entire series, back in…I wanna say season 3?  He was giving a presentation at a convention or something, and none of his co-workers showed up.  Disgraceful.

Yeah, I was completely astonished that Dexter was finally, FINALLY, caught on camera.  His incaution regarding security cameras should have ended his career ages ago.

True story: I was once on hold waiting for some test results, my girlfriend nearby.  I suddenly realized I had left my car parked in a place where it was likely to have been ticketed, and I groaned "Ahh, holy SHIT."  Almost gave the girlfriend a heart attack.

Yeah, like the car that blew past them on the passenger side at one point.  My mind started wandering: Why did that happen?  Are Dex and Debra dawdling along in the fast lane for some reason?  Or is that guy just a major speed demon?  OK, this has been a pleasant diversion, back to the action.

Ever since season 3 (I think) of Archer, when I see someone on TV get rendered unconscious by an impact, I often casually remark "Getting knocked out is super bad for you."

"You think I named myself Black Vulcan? Hell, no! I used to go by
Super Volt. Black Vulcan was Aquaman's idea. And I said, 'Well, maybe we
should just call you White Fish!'"

Anything to get away from Captain Murphy.

'"But this is something: I can never poo."

It's Cardassian for "Valar Morghulis."

I eagerly downloaded the game and started playing, but my interest flagged when the hippies in the hallway didn't start clamoring for group sex.

So would Odo's junk be described as a "pseudo-pud"?

On the rare occasions when they used the stock footage of Beavis kicking Butt-head in the nads, I experienced transports of delight rivalled only when I was a young kid and they used the Wave Motion Gun on "Star Blazers."