I'd pay good money to see a screen test of Kate Winslet opposite Brak's flatulent, little-seen brother Sisto.

I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me!

I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me!

A satyr with bright green pubic hair.  That's the part of the story that made the biggest impression on me what I read it as a teenager.

A satyr with bright green pubic hair.  That's the part of the story that made the biggest impression on me what I read it as a teenager.

I saw the title and was briefly filled with hope that someone had made a space opera movie based on the works of Jack Vance.  How disappointing.

I saw the title and was briefly filled with hope that someone had made a space opera movie based on the works of Jack Vance.  How disappointing.

I didn't.

I didn't.

The Belcher kids could babysit Wee Baby Seamus.

I've always wondered how many people learned of Hicks in the same way I did, which is to say via his flashback appearance in the pages of Garth Ennis's "Preacher" comic.

I've always wondered how many people learned of Hicks in the same way I did, which is to say via his flashback appearance in the pages of Garth Ennis's "Preacher" comic.

If there's a fireworks factory, I'm in.

Listen up, Eggers.  You're not paid to stand around and beat your gums all day!  So wipe all the stupid off your Pod 6 gob and get back to work!

Listen up, Eggers.  You're not paid to stand around and beat your gums all day!  So wipe all the stupid off your Pod 6 gob and get back to work!

When I was a teenager, I went on a class trip to Cedar Point (an awesome amusement park).  After getting off one of the roller coasters, I found that a previous rider had left a puddle of vomit near the exit.  The guy in front of me skirted around it as he exclaimed "Somebody tossed their cookies!"  Never having heard…

When I was a teenager, I went on a class trip to Cedar Point (an awesome amusement park).  After getting off one of the roller coasters, I found that a previous rider had left a puddle of vomit near the exit.  The guy in front of me skirted around it as he exclaimed "Somebody tossed their cookies!"  Never having heard…

I always figured that Bugs Meany was the inspiration for Red Herring from "A Pup Named Scooby-Doo."

I always figured that Bugs Meany was the inspiration for Red Herring from "A Pup Named Scooby-Doo."

I learned that a good number of the mysteries could be solved be reading carefully for the one detail that really didn't have any reason to be mentioned.