"the lull" aka the last period in history when the world wasn't a giant shithole

"Then it gets odd."

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMY TRAINING SIR

no, we we're just going to talk

what are you, stupid?

sons of bitches!

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST ENCHILADAS I'VE EVER TASTED

Goddammit, I can't breath!

I bet a lot of them involve Mr Fantastic stretching a certain part of his body

how about a Mighty Max movie?

Big Mac Mclargehuge

has anyone ever actually heard of Max Steel?

yeah, Tideland was fucking boring

yup, she seems a little too excited by the idea of a bunch of people (potentially) seeing her daughter naked (among other things)

indeed, that's a cool photo

he's too busy hanging out with the Saints in space

how in the Holy Hell is American fucking Idol still going? just die already

"Look out world! Here she comes!!! "

uuuuuuuuuugh, thanks for that mental image

everybody got AIDS and shit