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*rimshot*

we're doomed, aren't we?

my God that would be hilarious, how would they even hope of adapting that book without even any nudity? it'd probably be like that scene at the end of Austin Powers

argh!

honestly, I'm surprised something like The Church of Batman the Redeemer does not already exist

don't worry, he's just gone to live on a farm

animation is not easy though

if you want to get old school, try Dream On

this episode was really lame

bang! bang!

A DOUBLE DECKER BALONEY SANDWICH!

violence in media can be a cathartic experience, there's no great mystery and I fail to see what's supposed to be so terrible about that fact

ASSBOTS

the only problem is, virtual reality, in the future no one would want to go to a theme park with robots when they can have the same experiences virtually

he's a sissy boy, he wants his mama

but they hate everything

kinda like how on 4chan's video games board anytime someone says something actually positive about a new game it's considered viral marketing, because they HATE EVERYTHING

are you threatening me!?

one more time…

KING CORN