green Peaness

I am the one who urinates

now THIS is a great fucking movie

hey, someone else has seen that movie!

painful, isn't it?

ha, you turned 18 in 1990? that was the year I turned…1

because it's not like you can just visit The AV Club at home, right?

lol, why was some guy getting buried in a Reebok beanie?

welcome…..to Jurassic Coast!

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH A REAAAAAAAAL LONG TIME!

but but muh red wedding!

cool

I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

are you fucking serious that this movie has been in development since 1999?

holy shit, I got to see what Sean O'Neal looks like!

I know, people acted like Dan Brown didn't have every right to write whatever the fuck he wanted about Jesus Christ or something

a nerd saw me naked!

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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaisy daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaisy

I know how to play chess, but I'm pretty bad at it