when nerds were nerds

so 1999 it HURTS

no disrespect intended, I'm making fun of the dumb ass teenage girls that would disregard his despicable crime simply because he's "cute"

ironic, isn't it?

this is the part where I inform you all that Bryan Cranston was an anime voice actor once http://www.animenewsnetwork…

yup

he's so dreamy <3

Sharkapocolypse

KORBEN DALLAS MULTIPASS

he couldn't win Fassbender's Penis AND his Straight Pubes

DON'T BULLY ME DANIEL!

I am not a number! I AM A FREE MAN!

the scene in Malone where Burt Reynolds kicks his ass is hilarious, mainly because this weird triumphant sounding music plays that sounds like it should be from an entirely different movie, like a sports movie about baseball or something

remember when Christians got all butt hurt over The Da Vinci Code? am I wrong or was that the last piece of entertainment that they got all butt hurt over? I can't think of anything since that riled the feathers of the Religious Right

John Waters is the bizarro Disney

ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BOP

why is he not wearing aviator shades if he's going for the Unibomber look?

NOW you're playing with power!

BORT, GET OUT, I'M PISS

this is some DAMN good coffee!