PROOOOOOOMOTIONS!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDMAN!

here's another hilarious fun fact! a war with Iran is an inevitability!

I was wondering this myself

buy it use it break it fix it

true

so, in other words, the original version of the Scooby Doo movie would have been more like the Josie and the Pussycats movie? too bad it didn't work out that way

let's show this bitch how we do things Downton

they'll never make a monkey out of me

EVERYBODY HAVE MAXIMUM FUN TONIGHT!

I AM!

CHAINSAW FUCKING A HOOKER

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*whips off top* WOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

because of my big legs (and karate!), I can do the splits, nooooooooo problem!

when I was a kid I saw a DTV Charles Band produced kid's movie that was a modern day Jack and The Beanstalk story that featured Margot Kidder and was directed by the guy that would go on to direct Shoot Em Up, does anyone else remember that movie?

"Inherently dated by a premise that involves people actually getting excited for another Star Wars project"

I miss Sealab 2021

wow, it's official, Morrissey is a fucking idiot (if it wasn't known already)

in hell