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"I’d like to butter your muffin!"

part. time.

by the tulips

so first Rabin reviews Branded and now this

I hope she made lottsa spaghetti!

DO IT GOOOOOOOORDON!

lemme when they decide to add a BATMAN to the cast

O_O

so in other words, you weren't COMPELLED by it?

every time I see Laura Dern, Jurassic Park quotes pop into my head

lolly lolly lolly

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL…

*yawns* raise your hand if you give a shit about the next Adam Sandler movie…

Michael Bay feeds off Gen X tears and he has a feeling the Gen X tears are going to be DELICIOUS with this movie!

Cave Johnson, we're done here…

needs more giant toy soldiers and midget clowns

I'd imagine they'd be bored after that long trip and want to have some fun before they get down to business

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

and here I thought they were talking about the Bronson Pinchot movie at first