Hey, thanks for doing your research, Sherlock. In the time you spent cyberstalking me, you could've ordered three buttplugs from adamandeve.com and gotten the fourth free.

Fucking cunt.

Fucking cunt.

Finally, WTF makes it completely out of the 'The Rest' ghetto, as it were. That's great…. I wanna say thanks to the AV Club for giving me yet another reason to expect things to go really fuckin bad soon.

Finally, WTF makes it completely out of the 'The Rest' ghetto, as it were. That's great…. I wanna say thanks to the AV Club for giving me yet another reason to expect things to go really fuckin bad soon.

Alright, I'm not trying to make this about me, okay? But it's bad enough you fucking people downgraded "The Rest" to one goddamn sentence, but the one article you do put in "The Best" just focuses on the guest! I mean, I don't know what you're trying to say about me here, AV Club. Hold on….

Alright, I'm not trying to make this about me, okay? But it's bad enough you fucking people downgraded "The Rest" to one goddamn sentence, but the one article you do put in "The Best" just focuses on the guest! I mean, I don't know what you're trying to say about me here, AV Club. Hold on….

I fucking listened to this all weekend:

We're having fun here. Are we good, @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus ?

Look, I'm not trying to make this about me, but I was doing a ton of blow at the time, basically pissing people off and burning bridges left and right. I know it sounds really really cool, and I definitely was…I mean it definitely was. But it leads to some shitty fact-checking here and there. See also: the time(s)…

There are only four rules for doing a successful WTF:
1. Don't prepare
2. Always tell a guest of Indian descent how you like their culture because their food is good and their religions are fun and weird.
3. Always speak slightly more "urban" when interviewing a black guest. Additionally, use the word "urban" as much as…

What a surprise, another AV Club troll shitting all over podcasts when they should be encouraging the site to support us with more than a weekly wrapup and the occasional article entirely devoted to me or my work.

Hey, this is my kinda thread, man. I've had Gaffigan on my show twice, but we don't exactly hang, if ya know what I mean. A short list of the famous people I've spent time with:

Hey, y'know, this is AV Club all over, fucking emotional vampires sucking up the hard work of others and fueling their own fuckin snark with it, man. Yeah, I got a loud voice, you try doing coke with Sam Kinison for three years and tell me your voice doesn't naturally get a little louder just to keep up. No talent?…

Fuck that.

Look, I'm not trying to make this about me, but if there's one thing I've learned from doing the show, it's that the best way you can make up for alienating everyone around you is to trick them into apologizing to you for it, even if it's not their fault, but let's get real, folks, it's always someone's fault.

Okay, look, I'm not trying to make this about me, but seeing that word 'revenge' in all caps like that just got my blood boiling thinking about Sean O'Neal's ridiculous, factually inaccurate article on my box set earlier this week. I mean, if you're going to write an entire article about my merchandise, the least you…

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus  Alright, look, we talked about Arrested Development, but the conversation got way off-topic from what I was hoping would be the main focus of the interview, so I steered things back towards how David's Boston comedy affected me, how Mr. Show's success was hindered by…

Y'know, man, talk about wild rides…..I'm not trying to drop names here, but I grew up partying with Kinison, then moved out to Boston and spent years fucking around with David Cross and Louis…. It's insane to think that we were just a bunch of kids hanging out, getting fucked up, doing comedy, and now look at how…

Alright, look, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really keep up with Fringe. People tell me it's great, whatever, how much can you really trust people that tell you to watch tv shows, y'know. TV just reminds me too much of the soul-sucking process that is pilot season. I auditioned for some shit back in the 90's, but I…