Can this site please settle on a font? It's headache inducing.

Oh hey, my old AVC username works again. That makes everything that happened this week ooookay.

I believe that Susser stepped down as Commissioner of the Doughlympic Susser Games.

What happened to the Sonic movie being written by Commissioner Evan Susser and Van Robichaux?
Is that project now scrapped? Susser, can you confirm or deny this?

Shades of Blue is still on tv??

You guys are blind; I see a gold dress

Great interview. I've always liked Amy and she really dishes the dirt in this interview. I assume that last Youtube clip is of her spilling that tea?

Supper Club has its own Newswire subheading?

The final event of BingeFest is a marathon viewing of The Purge trilogy.

Lousy shitsters. Toronto is becoming overrun with em,

I'm not a Batgirl,
not yet a Batwoman.
All I need is time, a Batcave that is mine…

Who's giving this report, you chowderheads or me?

According to Newsire, her vagina just won the Willie Nelson Lifetime Achievement Award. That's one prestigious vag!

Efron has now firmly made the leap from Disney star to legitimate actor, yes?

I suppose this beats that time they unveiled the actual Donald Trump as a host last season.

It's comforting to learn that Teddy remains a brown-nosing wuss boy.

The US embargo of Cuba began in 1960, just two years before the Rolling Stones signed their first record contract.

o/a

Another great season premier. This show has always known how to make an entrance. I never know what to expect from LMOE, that's a huge part of the show's appeal. That last quick cut of a terrified and remorseful Todd was perfect.

He had such a reassuring and trustworthy presence on film. I felt like telling him all of my secrets whenever I watched him.